L.A. traffic has been killing me lately. Today I was sitting in traffic at one o'clock in the afternoon; two hours prior to when rush hour is even supposed to START to begin.It has been making me so angry that I have actually been having dreams about it. Last night I had this horrible dream that I was one of the drivers that I hate more than anything in the world. I drove with two feet so I kept slamming on the breaks and then accelerating as hard I could and I refused to get out of the left lane even though I was aware of the fact that I was a horrible driver. During my dream I found the real me screaming at the horrible driver me because one of my biggest fears is to be a horrible driver that causes traffic and ruins the fast moving highways for everyone!

My number one reason for gun control is because of people like me. I have the worst road rage and if I was handed a gun I am sure on some days I would mow down the entire left lane. Everytime I drive home up the 5 I find myself contemplating buying a gun and taking out every single last left lane driver. I would elminate the vast majority of traffic. Just think of how much stress would be aleviated by the reduction of left lane drivers. I am convinced that left lane drivers are horrible inconsiderate people that only think of themselves. It is true. So if you are a left lane driver, I hate you and I basically think you are the devil and the cause of all stress.