Superman Returns opened today and well, I hate Superman. He is the lamest superhero ever. He's an alien. No shit he can beat everyone up. He can't die unless someone has Kryptonite. LAME.

I'm all about Batman and Spiderman. Although I love Batman a little bit more than Spiderman. Spidey holds a very dear place in my heart. So today I was watching movie trailers and I saw that the Spiderman 3 trailer had been released! I about died. Oh.My.God. I cannot wait for this movie. VENOM! Venom is pure evil, but amazing. I cannot believe I have to wait a year for this movie. I think I'm going to watch the trailer everyday until the movie comes out.

I don't know what it is about the Spiderman movies, but they capture the essence of Spiderman perfectly. I love the Tim Burton Batman movies and Batman Begins with Cristian Bale, but those are so different from the feel of the cartoon so my attachment to the Spiderman movies is much greater. So if anyone comes across a time machine in the near future, let me know because I don't know if I can wait until Mya 2007 to see this movie!

Right now I have a cold and no money. So since I have a cold and no money I decided it would be a good idea to go shopping. I found the cutest shoes! So excited! My favorite flip flops broke last week and I have been really down in the dumps about them, but now I'm over them. These shoes are probably the hardest things to put on, but who cares because they are red and tall and cute!



Oh, and P.S. Look who the genius is! What!

Yes, that is President Bush picking his nose. I know, not surprising, but he was caught on national television! He is the President of the United States of America, although I believe he was the governor at this point, but still! He is a political figure! He should know that the camera is constantly on celebrities and political figures at baseball games or any sporting event!

I was watching Bill Maher on On-Demand the other day and Sir Ian McKellen was on and he was talking about how more people should walk, not only for environmental purposes, but for people purposes too. He says that whenever we're in our cars it is like we go into our own little world and no one else exists. I agree with him because of this whole nose-picking phenomenon.

I have had to make 6 trips, to and from, LAX over the past week and the traffic by LAX is some of the worst traffic you will ever encounter. People do amazing things in traffic. I don't know if it is that they don't realize that people get bored and look into other people's cars in traffic or if they simply just don't care. I saw a woman pick her nose and EAT IT! I saw a lady with her windows down blasting the Moulin Rouge Soundtrack and singing off-key at the top of her lungs. I saw another man with his finger so far up his nose, I swear to God he could have touched his eyeballs. I guess whatever keeps you entertained, right?

I have another four trips there and back from LAX to look forward to next week so I'm anxious to see what other disgusting human habits I will see. I am sure there will be plenty of nose picking to go around and I can't wait!

I don't understand why Americans aren't into soccer, but I especially don't understand why American WOMEN aren't into soccer! Not only is it a great sport, but the men! My GOD THE MEN!

David Beckham-England

Cristiano Ronaldo-Portugal

I always get really into the World Cup and I don't know why because the United States never goes anywhere. It's second to the World Series as the the greatest sporting event, in my opinion. Maybe it's because I went to the Women's World Cup when they won the whole thing. Or maybe it's because the men are so unbelievably HOT and they take their shirts off at the end. GUARANTEED! I'm telling you, ladies, this is the sport to watch. Hot men and guaranteed their shirts are off at the end. What other sport does this?

The hottest team I've seen so far is Portugal, but there are still many more to come. I can't wait! So tomorrow I will be waking up at 6AM, just like I have the 3 previous mornings, to watch a bunch of hot men run around and take their shirts off. Who's going to join me?


P.S. Go see "An Inconvenient Truth." I must have said, "Holy shit" about nine times in it!